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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
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“Yeah, These Kids Need To Get Off Social Media” Says Man With A Burn Scar From A Botched Sparkler Bomb
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local millennial man Jared Heath (35) has today reaffirmed his belief that the kids need
NSW Premier Admits It’s Been Rather Stressful Dealing With The Rail Union This Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW defacto leader Chris Minns has made a rare admission this morning that dealing with
“That Band Is So Mainstream! I’m Into [2nd Most Popular Band]”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An arvo down at the park took a serious turn today as professional beard guy Gregory
Tattoo Parlour Must Not Be That Good Because No One Is Smoking Darts Out The Front
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota tattoo parlour has outed itself as an absolute dud shop today as witnesses report
Family Starve To Death Waiting For Motormouth Aunties To Unwrap Presents
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Christmas is a time for family, sharing and tragedy today as an entire family
Late 20s Woman’s FB Notifications Mostly Just Invites To Like Ex Boyfriend’s Business Page
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A 27-year-old woman has today discovered that Facebook is nothing more than a psychological torture device.
Family Not Sure Who Will Crack First After Uncle Rocks Up To Christmas With Much Younger Girlfriend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local uncle has decided that christmas time is the perfect day to introduce his new
“Fuck It, I’ll Just Get The Car Towed Home,” Laughs Man Succumbing To Temptation Of Another Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The silly season is reaching its peak, it can be confirmed this afternoon. This comes after
Dutton Still Talking About Nuclear Like It’s Anything Other Than A Stunt To Prolong Gas And Coal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Peter Dutton’s war on getting anything done is starting to become predictable this week, as
Old Woolies Green Bag Under Kitchen Sink Gets Second Life As Dad’s Airport Carry On
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In a rare bit of good news for the environment, the rate of global
Local Man Starts Hitting Up Turkish Barber To Avoid Pesky Small Talk Of English Speakers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has admitted that he’s been getting his hair cut at a nearby
Local Woman’s Rushed Hair Fix Results In Sydney Harbour Bridge Updo
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Stunning scenes this morning as a local woman, Chloe Champan was seen sporting a rushed