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Dad’s Christmas Cheer Dampened By The Knowledge That He Really Needs To Get Cracking On The Deck

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact There won’t be any bloody Christmas at this rate. That’s what a local Betoota

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RBA To Lower Rates Immediately After Labor Is Booted For Being In Government When Rates Went Up 12 Times

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Reserve Bank of Australia has finally given the nation a bit of clarity on what’

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Bloke Who Looks Like He Went For A Swim In His Work Clothes Confirms, Yeah It Is Pretty Sticky Out There

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local office guy from Betoota Heights is today doing his best to remain cool. Not

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Sydney Sweeney To Star As The Starbucks Waitress in Rom-Com About UnitedHealthcare Assassination

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Hollywood has been quick to get moving on the production of a semi-biographical blockbuster based on

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With Gun Control, NY Assassination Would’ve Been A Simple Egging

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It can be confirmed that the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson could have been avoided

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Police Reveal How Luigi The UnitedHealthcare Shooter Evaded Police For So Long

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The New York Police Department have today revealed how the man behind one of the most

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Honeymoon Stage Over As Girlfriend Gives Local Bloke Nudge When Driving Past Billboard For ED

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After months of dancing through fields of sunflowers and holding hands as they eat ice cream

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Teals Remind Nation Who Their Wealthy Constituents Are So There’s No Surprises When There’s A Hung Parliament

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The six Teal independents in the House of Representatives have just made it clear to everyone

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Peter Dutton Reveals Ambitious Plan To Solve Housing Crisis, Cost Of Living Crisis, Energy Crisis And Long Term National Economic Security Crisis By Not Standing In Front Of An Indigenous Flag

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The likely next Prime Minister of the country has today revealed a bold ploy to fix

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CSIRO Labelled ‘Woke Lefties’ After Confirming Libs Nuclear Plan Will Cost Twice As Much As Renewables

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s peak scientific body has today been accused of forgetting their roots. Despite being

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At Least The Cicadas Are Having Fun

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact As Australians enter the final few weeks of the calendar year, and prepare for a holiday

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Local Couple Adopt Orange Cat And Expect It To Be Chill And Funny Like Garfield

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights couple is today grappling with the fallout of an ill-informed decision to adopt