Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Local Coward On Breakfast Date Politely Enjoys B&E Roll With Knife And Fork
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An eligible Bachelor is the subject of intense public scrutiny this morning after putting
“It’s Time To Come Back To Office” Boss Tells 22 Year Old That’s Been Forced To Stay Home Since Year 11
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 22 year old who was forced to do year 11, year 12, most of uni
Post Office Run Held Up By Two Month Old Little Shit That Won’t Stop Smiling
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A quick stop by the post office has turned into a 55 minute wait
Single Woman’s Year Starts With Heartbreak As Same Daily Victorian Spam Call Stops Calling
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a tragic twist of fate that has left local single woman Sophie Hutton (28) devastated,
Coastal Town Kebab Joint Thrives As Only Place To Get A Feed Outside Of The Midday-To-8pm Window
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The coastal beach town of Yabbie Lake is the ideal place to pull up for the
Unused Life Ring On The Ferry Sends Local Office Worker Into Heroic Daydream
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Inspiration has been found in the inanimate today as a local office worker spied an unused
Advice Column | Win Your Next Court Case By Being Extremely Wealthy Before It Starts
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Have you ever been sued by a disgruntled former employee, or a disgruntled former
Tiger Loaf At Melbourne Wet Markets Just Disappointing Crispy Bread
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Crowds of adventurous/species-destroying diners at a Melbourne wet market went home empty bellied and upset
Why Marmite Is Better Than Vegemite But Not Better Than Easy Clicks On Your Website
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT OK “Australia”, we hate to break it to you but love to say it; Marmite is
Report: Mum And Dad’s AirCon About To Get Absolutely Hammered
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Betoota Plains – mum and dad are going to be getting a
Small Government Enjoyer Has His Own Power Plant
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A free thinker from our town’s burgeoning suburban sprawl has told The Advocate that he
Local Man Caught In The Cruel Cycle Of Being Stressed Because He Can’t Get A Leg Over But Not Being Able To Get It Up Because He’s Stressed
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney bloke who’s been struggling with some stress-induced performance issues has found a solution