Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Family Not Sure Who Will Crack First After Uncle Rocks Up To Christmas With Much Younger Girlfriend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local uncle has decided that christmas time is the perfect day to introduce his new
“Fuck It, I’ll Just Get The Car Towed Home,” Laughs Man Succumbing To Temptation Of Another Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The silly season is reaching its peak, it can be confirmed this afternoon. This comes after
Dutton Still Talking About Nuclear Like It’s Anything Other Than A Stunt To Prolong Gas And Coal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Peter Dutton’s war on getting anything done is starting to become predictable this week, as
Old Woolies Green Bag Under Kitchen Sink Gets Second Life As Dad’s Airport Carry On
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In a rare bit of good news for the environment, the rate of global
Local Man Starts Hitting Up Turkish Barber To Avoid Pesky Small Talk Of English Speakers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has admitted that he’s been getting his hair cut at a nearby
Local Woman’s Rushed Hair Fix Results In Sydney Harbour Bridge Updo
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Stunning scenes this morning as a local woman, Chloe Champan was seen sporting a rushed
8 Hours Of Drinking Mid Strengths Immediately Undone By A Tray Of Rums At Sundown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact What was initially a plan to drink and talk shit all day – without getting blind drunk
Good Sledging At Grade Cricket Game Turns Up A Notch After Players Start Using LinkedIn For Ammo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Some A-grade level sledging is echoing across a D-grade cricket match this afternoon, as
Chaotic Mate Still Running an iPod Into FM Transmitter Setup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The hottest hits of 2009 are sound tracking a long road trip this morning
Report: There May Be A Lot Of The Pain In The World, But At Least The Cat Is Enjoying The Christmas Tree
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As global news cycles churn out unrelenting reports of economic uncertainty, environmental collapse, and general human
Local Mum Who ‘Just Popped In’ To Kmart Emerges 3 Hours Later With Half The Store
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Suburban mum Karen Mitchell has once again proved that a quick trip to Kmart is
Cardboard Boxes Suddenly Expensive And Hard To Locate In The Days Before Local Man Moves House
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an unforeseen twist of fate, local man Greg Thompson (30) has discovered that cardboard boxes,