Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Man Who Sues People Over Mean Tweets Still Pushing Ahead With ‘Strongman Persona’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Federal Opposition leader has this week hit the unofficial campaign trail to remind
Police Officer Detaining South Korean President Yoon Offers Him Special Get Out Of Jail Free Card
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT SOEUL – REPUBLIC OF KOREA South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol is today weighing up a bombshell
Sydney Enjoys Their Annual Queensland-Strength Thunderstorm
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The weird rat-like people of Sydney awoke this morning to the aftermath of their annual Queensland-strength
America Just 4 Days Away From Returning To Pre-Tiktok Internet Culture
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The world waits with bated breath as the United States prepares to ban the TikTok app,
Plans For 2032 Brisbane Games Outlined: Olympic 100m To Take Place On A Slight Angle At Riverstage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Confidence has been restored in the River City this week, as it appears that there is
Dutton To Let Young Voters Raid 50k From Their Super To Buy Homes That Will Now Cost $500k More
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Federal Opposition has this week launched their new and extremely wordy slogan for 2025: Let’
Nation In Awe Of Star Entertainment Board After They Manage To Essentially Bankrupt A Fucking CASINO
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People around the country are watching on as a fucking casino chain teeters on the brink
Putin Withdraws From Ukraine After Seeing Russian Tennis Player Has No Flag Next To Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is today breathing a sigh of relief, after Russian President Vladimir Putin made a
Herd Beginning To Thin At Local Gym Finally
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Attendance at BodyFunk 24/7 in Betoota Heights has began to recede back to mid-December levels
Zuckerberg Begins Wearing Gold Chains After Being Exposed To Macedonian Concreters From Wollongong
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Mark Zuckerberg’s is no longer the unfashionable nerd that was portrayed in the 2010 Hollywood
Oh Dear: Robbo The Plumber Is Chewing The Poor Traffic Controller’s Ear Off Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local champion from the Betoota Heights has today drawn a few sighs from around his
Serbian-Australians To Spend A Fortnight Completely Uninterested In Anything Not Directly Related To Djokovic
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It has been reported that the first wave of Serbian mates reminding friends and colleagues that