Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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DeepSeek AI Has Some Rather Raw Opinions Regarding The Australian Swimming Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world tries to wrap its head around the newest AI competitor on the block,
“Can’t Believe This Is Part Of My Job Now” Growls Dutton, Before Attending Chinese Christmas Or Whatever
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In yet another stark reminder that his new job requires him to occasionally leave the North
Australia To Enter Global AI Race Through Release of Updated Magic 8 Ball, With Up To 20 Answers!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The future of the Australian economy finally looks in safe hands, after a bombshell announcement from
Labor Continue Strategy Of Only Picking Big Units As Regional Candidates, With A 7-Foot Bloke In Cairns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact At 6 ft 8 inches, Cessnock MP Dan Repacholi is by far the biggest unit in
Overnight Train From Brissy To Sydney Not Exactly The Hogwarts Express
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Some overseas train enthusiasts have discovered that Australia doesn’t really champion the romance of rail
Coalition Promises Remote Kangaroo Island Beach Shack A Further $532m To Run Manus Island If Elected
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Coalition has announced plans to award a $532 million contract to a weathered beach shack
This New WFH Shit Ruins Unemployed Mate’s Day At The Beach
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local stay-at-home man is unhappy with society’s normalisation of work-from-home culture, after noticing that
“Um Yes Please” Says Melbourne Cricket Fan To Second Test Match In As Many Months At MCG
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Melbournian cricket fan has expressed his sheer delight at the prospect of another Test
Brisbane Olympics Organisers Confirm All Diving Events Will Take Place At Mount Gravatt Quarry
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The 2032 Olympic Games have been causing frustration for both sides of Queensland politics, with mounting
US Ban Trans People From Going Overseas To Murder Innocent People On Behalf Of Oil And Weapons Oligarchs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new president of the United States has once again proven his commitment to the big
“Yeah I Saw Keith Down The Road Before” Claims Every Single Attendee Of Tamworth Country Music Festival
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The dust settles on the second biggest country music festival in the world, the region of
Report: Bloke Who’s Been Drinking Hard Solos All Night Can Afford A 5 Minute Cab
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Corey Allan has this week been given a nice little dose of perspective, after a night