Harry Potter Obsessed 30 Year Old Enters New Level Of Insufferability As Reboot Trailer Drops
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT HBO have just released the first trailer of the new Harry Potter TV series, and it
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Bob Katter Says He’d Like To Make A Few Points About Medicare Reform Because Look It’s Obviously Very Bloody Important That We Make Sure Australia’s Health System Doesn’t End Up Being Privatised Like Those Shiraz Swilling Bastards Did To Qantas And Commba
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As both the major parties begin making their pre-election commitments to Medicare reform, The Independent Member for Kennedy has also thrown in his two cents. See Bob Katter’s brief but insightful comments in the headline above.
North Melbourne Kangaroos Supporter Has The Hide To Criticise The Matilda’s Consistency
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The North Melbourne Football Club has once again been disgraced on the national stage. With the
So Here’s Margot Robbie In A Bubble Bath To Explain How Dodgy It Is That Peter Dutton Bought Shares In Three Major Banks The Day Before The Australian Government Gave Them A $120 Billion GFC Bail Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most unreported breaking news story in Australia, easily explained by Hollywood actress Margot Robbie in
Melbourne Man Dressed Head To Toe In Carhartt Sadly Not Capable Of Doing Any Carhartt Shit
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT A Melbourne man has today been forced to confront the harsh reality that, despite his
Australian Journo Demoted To MAFS Recaps After Trying To Investigate Dutton’s Dodgy GFC Share Trading
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT News rooms right around the country are today desperately trying to find out whether or not
Supermarket Egg Shortage Linked To Major Spike Of Roid Rage Incidents In Nation’s Big Lifting Gyms
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Steroid use has skyrocketed nationwide as Australia feels the brunt of the egg shortage crisis, with
World Sighs In Relief As Germany Elects A Normal Politician Who Doesn’t Think He’s A Strongman
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The world breathed a collective sigh of relief as Europe’s largest economy upheld its 80-year
Honest Cop Bought Shares In The Big 4 Banks The Day Before The Government’s GFC Bail Out Was Announced
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A honest Queensland cop is today preparing to face approximately one question from the media, about
Mix Of Jealousy And Pride Washes Over Local Father As Son Watches ‘Cool Runnings’ For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A wave of pensive nostalgia, pangs of pride, and profound envy has washed over a local
Pope Francis’ Doctors Order Him Off The Watermelon Strawberry Ice Vapes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of the Catholic Church has sent shockwaves across the globe this week, after the
Coalition Accidentally Announce They Will Also Support Labor’s Policy Of Not Hiding Your $300m Net Wealth In A Blind Trust
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Coalition has spent the past four weeks throwing their support behind some of Labor’s
“The Teals Have No Power” Says Angry Man Who’d Prefer 7 Toothless Liberals Sitting On The Back Bench
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian media work side by side to rebrand Peter Dutton as the Modern Day