Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Boyfriend Way Too Across This Anna Paul v Mikaela Testa Beef
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local boyfriend has today shown his hand a little too early, it can be confirmed.
Ethnic Community Left Reeling As Their Local Family Restaurant Appears In Broadsheet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The small but tight-knit Danish community of Betoota has been left in shock after its local
NSW Transport Minister’s Chauffeur Stoked He Won’t Have To Drive Pissed Middle Aged Women Back From Wineries Anymore
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact NSW Transport Minister Jo Haylen has this week resigned from her role, after it was discovered
Twickenham Police Station Alleged To Have Played Host To Britain’s Biggest Storm In A Tea Cup
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The British media, police and soccer fanbase are glued to the news updates surrounding the nation’
LA Lakers Make Trade Offer For Hindy After Current Franchise Fox Sports Says He’s Put On A Few
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NBA world is in shock once again this week, after another bombshell trade announcement! The
Local Man Feels Much Less Right-Wing Now That He Isn’t Being Force-Fed Daily 7News Updates During Cricket
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Until now, the 2025 election has looked like it was going to be a tight race
Report: Humans Finally Achieved World Peace In Early 2016 And It’s All Been Downhill Since Then
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that the closest humans have ever gotten to achieving peace was
Kerr Actually Behaving Pretty Good For A Half-Pissed Perth Girl Who’s Been Hauled Into The Cop Shop Over A Cab Fare At 3AM
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Matildas Captain and Chelsea star Sam Kerr has faced court again, in her running dispute with
Prime Minister Kicks Off 2025 Election Campaign By Joining Spanian For A Tour Of Camperdown Housos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The 2025 Federal Election is well underway, and it will be an election like no other.
“DUDE This NBA Trade Is Crazy!” Says Vanilla Office Guy From Upper Middle Class Household
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local spreadsheet wrangler who works in the finance industry has today taken some time to
Dutton Vows To Make NDIS More Efficient By Replacing It With Unpaid Female Labour And Centrelink
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today unveiled his plan to tackle what he calls waste and
Dutton Stops Talking About Anti-Semitic Attacks After Learning The Perpetrators Don’t Have Brown Skin Or Pink Hair
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has this week started to wheel back from his recent Inglorious Basterds