Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Flood-Ravaged North Queensland Rejoices As The Italians Arrive To Build Everything Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The same people that built North Queensland the first time, are back. This comes as Australian
Two Hands Sequel Just A Guy Frantically Looking For Somewhere In The Cross To Get A Schooner After 8pm
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After more than 25 years, the Australian cult classic Two Hands is finally getting a sequel,
“Oi Knock Off Early And Come To The Pub Haha” Says Mate With A Job That Doesn’t Matter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A mate who has a nondescript middle management job that could and probably should be replaced
“Don’t Do It,” Millennials Warn As Gen Z Teases The Return Of Skinny Jeans
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT MAKE IT STOP: A state of emergency has been declared in millennial group chats nationwide
Hot Weather Causes Real Estate Agent To Ditch The Three-Piece Suit For His Cool Civilian Clothes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The extreme heat right across Australia means that certain concessions are being made amongst Australia’s
Bachelor Who Was In A Relationship For His Entire 20s Now Suggesting Party Drugs On A Weeknight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A group of mates have today been met with a horrifying scenario at the local pub.
Coastie Albo Surveys FNQ Flood Damage Wading Through Water Wearing Boardies And No Shoes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is in North Queensland today to take a look at the damaged caused
“Well That’ll Learn Him” Says Dad After Youngest Earns 6 Months Of The Push Bike Treatment
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Local dad, Bryce Gillis (62) is usually one to stick up for his dead shit sons
Local Office Worker Accrues Another 20 Minutes Of Time In Lieu
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local employee at Betoota Municipal Council has today chalked up another chunk of paid down
Radical Idea Proposed To Resolve Gaza Situation: Stop Bombing The Absolute Fuck Out Of It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Geopolitical experts around the world have today been rattled by a shocking new proposal out of
Albanese Kindly Volunteers To Broker A Ceasefire Between Anna Paul And Mikaela Testa
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The country’s Prime Minister has today stepped up to try and end a major conflict
Trapped Tourists Form Tribes And Battle For Resources As Hamilton Island Remains Cutoff From Mainland
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Hundreds of holidaymakers trapped on Hamilton Island by the recent storm activity have seen their fragile