Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Local Romantic Says Here’s A Dozen Stem Cut Red Roses Grown In Kenya, Snap Frozen And Flown Here Just For Today, Babe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Tom Hastings has outdone himself this Valentine’s Day, arriving home from the gym
Report: She’s Probably Loving All This
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Convicted fraudster Belle Gibson is back in the headlines following the release of Apple Cider Vinegar,
Labor Achieves Gender Parity By Throwing Talented Young Mums To The Wolves In Right-Wing Electorates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Labor is returning to the 2025 election with more women than ever! As the Liberal Party
Suburban Footy Coach Starts Pre-Season By Running Highly Ambitious Plays He Saw On TV
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Mutts 2nd Grade coach has started the season with a bang this week! Rod
Virgin To Allow All Passengers To Bark, Shit On The Floor On New Pet-Friendly Services
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pets are like people and should be treated as such. That’s the message from the
Temu Trump Vows To Bring Back Single-Use Plastic Bags To Woolies And Coles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact With a Federal Election around the corner, Opposition leader Peter Dutton is focusing on the big
Local Son Gets Flash New Job On Merit Of His Dad Being Mates With One Of The Partners
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A fine young man from our town’s Betoota Grove District is today basking in all
Naarm Him/They Overcomes Brutal Effects Of ADHD By Getting A Job On The Western Queensland Oil Rigs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A Naarm multidisciplinary has today found the answer to the cruel and debilitating condition that he
OPINION: If We Are Paying For It, Nationalise REX And Let Us Vape On Board And BYO
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In yet another example of the government throwing taxpayer dollars at regional airlines without actually fixing
Body Composition Scan Reveals Local Concreter Is 87% BSc Energy Drink 13% Meat Pie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man of the slab has today shocked scientists by providing them with a rather historic
Temu Trump Confirms Plans to Rename New South Wales to New South Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man currently doing his best to imitate the President of the United States has today
British Cop Found Guilty Of Being A Soft Cock
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The most successful soccer player in Australian history, and the greatest women’s soccer player in