Man Dreams Of Transporting Back To A Time When Nation Pretended This Was A Healthy Fruit Snack
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has once again found himself momentarily yearning for the past. The logistics employee
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“I’m Voting For An Independent” Says Financially Secure White Person
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Dorothy Matilda-Mackay (70) says she’s sick of this two-party system that has directly benefited her
“You Blokes Like Cricket Or?” Angus Taylor Asks Locals On First Ever Visit To Leppington
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor has today ventured deep into the new cosmopolitan heart of his rejigged
“Renewables Are Great, But What We Need Is More Gas” (To Sell Overseas And Buy Back At Eye-Wateringly Inflated Prices) Says Sky News Uncle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A purveyor of common sense has today explained to The Advocate the solution to the nation’
Dutton Backs His Liberal Candidate In Fowler Because He Didn’t Say Anything Wrong
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In 2013, Chief of the Army, Lieutenant-General David Morrison responded to a horrible scandal involving sexual
Exhausted Dutton Agrees With The Neo-Nazis Who Interrupted Dawn Services But Says Beware Of The Anti-Semitic Greenies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has today accused the Greens party of being anti-semitic, just moments after
Nobody Really Knows How Tassie Is Going To Vote But They Are Very Fucken Fired Up About The Salmon
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One week out from the Federal Election and it appears that there are several different votes
Liberal Volunteers Duck For Cover After Spotting Old Fella In A Faded ‘Dark Side Of The Moon’ Shirt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Record-breaking early voter numbers have confirmed that Australians cannot wait to get the 2025 Federal Election
Liverpool Fan Not Coming To Work Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local member of Arne Slot’s Red Army has today informed his boss that he
Australian Patriot Finally Buries The Hatchet With Turkey After Swinging By Kebab Joint After ANZAC Day
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A proud Australian man has finally let go of his previous grievances with the Ottoman Empire
Littleproud No Longer That Keen On Nuclear Power After Stumbling Across A Chernobyl Doco On Imparja
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the 2025 Federal Election campaign pauses for yet another long weekend, the Coalition have yet
Shockwaves Felt Around The World As Staunch Irish Activists Denounce Israel
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is currently coming to terms with a brave new reality that confronts it – that