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EDITORIAL England didn’t just lose the Ashes in Australia. They played every note of a performance that has become
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Pop Celebrates Backyard Footy Try As If Grandsons Didn’t Purposely Miss Putting Shots On
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local grandad Ernie Horton (78) took a moment to re-live his youth after scoring a try
Siddle Recalled On Condition He Stops Sending Plant-Based Diet Propaganda To Team WhatsApp
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news out of the United Kingdom, it is looking increasingly likely that Peter
Local 3rd Grade Prop Has A Pretty Good Idea What Childbirth Feels Like
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Dolphins front-rower has confirmed to The Advocate that he’s got a fair inkling
Worthwhile Conversation Takes Place At Indoor Cricket Facility
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota locals are in a state of shock today, after learning that two people engaged in
Uh Oh! Watch Our Website Get Taken Down By A DDoS Attack For Saying Sun Yang Is A Drug Cheat!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact EDITORIAL Historically, whenever The Advocate writes articles about a certain part of the world being unsavoury
Brisbane Lions Now Playing Well Enough For Bob Katter To Acknowledge The AFL’s Existence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In the greatest endorsement of the Brisbane Lions premiership credentials yet, Bob Katter has donned the
Bulldogs Begin Checking Out Extremely Visible City Pubs For September 9 Mad Monday Location
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs have today decided to get on top of some club admin. With the
Must-See New Documentary Explores Widely Held Theory That Sam Newman Is A Cunt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Football media identity Sam Newman is actually quite a cunt, like you had always thought, that’
Ben Simmons Celebrates Lucrative Contract Upgrade With Timeshare Cabin Cruiser At Bells Beach
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Ben Simmons is set to become the highest-paid Australian athlete in history, and he’s celebrating
Gold Coast Titans Reportedly Set To Sign U14’s Logan Brothers Coach On $15 Million Contract
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news out of the nation’s glitter strip, it is being reported that
Report: Well That Was A Waste Of 7 Weeks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In a damning report released earlier this morning, it has been confirmed that the last 7
Australia’s Hopes For National Sporting Success Now Pinned On Wallabies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In a frightening prospect for our country, national hopes for sporting success are now pinned on