NRL Fans Gather Like Medieval Peasants To Watch A Public Execution Of The Dragons
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The clock tower bells of Brisbane are ringing this afternoon as the city prepares
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Jarome Luai Kickstarts The Street Brumby And Leads Mt Druitt Victory Convoy To Panthers Leagues
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The National Earthquake Alerts Centre has issued an alert this morning, after reports of
Stress Of Grand Final Disaster Causes Peter Sterling’s Hair To Grow Back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Parramatta Eels legend Peter Sterling is looking at the silver lining of tonight’s game, he
Swans Fans Start Looking For The Exit; Nearest Bin To Place Their Brand New Eels Hat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the Parramatta Eels’ newest fans is already looking for the exit after scoring a
Brad Arthur Finally Gets His Hands On A VHS Player To Show His Team The Last Parra Premiership
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The old TV and VCR unit has been wheeled out at Bankwest this week as Arthur
Gutho Arrives Late For Final Training Run After Staying Up All Night Watching Heartbreak High
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Trouble is brewing in the Eels camp as captain Clinton ‘Gutho’ Gutherson has shown up late
Youngster At First NRL Final Learns Some New Fucken Ways Of Expressing Both Joy And Disappointment
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a story we haven’t reported on in about 50 minutes, the NRL grand final
Raiders Fans Torn Between Supporting Arrogant Panthers Or Having The Longest Premiership Drought
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although not mandatory, supporters of the 14 footy clubs that don’t make the grand final
Local Bloke Files For Bankruptcy After Shouting A Round Of Plastic Schooeys At Sydney Olympic Park
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A modern Prometheus has learnt a painful lesson today after shouting a round at Sydney Olympic
Isaiah Papili’i To Throw A Few Head Highs To Further Delay First Tigers Game
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Parramatta Eels second rower Isaiah Papili’i is preparing for the NRL Grand Final against arch
Battle Of The West To Decide Which NRL Club Gets To Claim The Tuscan Plains Of Blacktown Once And For All
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In case you’ve been living under a footy-free rock, the first ever western derby grand
Hindy Once Again Quietly Concerned His Beloved Eels Are A Chance Of Winning The Comp Without Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 330-game NRL legend Nathan Hindmarsh (49) is reportedly growing very nervous ahead of the Grand Final
Gus Bashes Head Against Wall To Prepare For Grand Final Commentary
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT One of the all time footy brains of the NRL was not available so Phil ‘Gus’