NRL Fans Gather Like Medieval Peasants To Watch A Public Execution Of The Dragons
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The clock tower bells of Brisbane are ringing this afternoon as the city prepares
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Local Bloke Pleasantly Surprised After His Missus Declares ‘This Is The Summer Of The BBL’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 13 seasons in and the Big Bash League, and local bloke Kev Kennedy has today finally
Researchers Confirm England Is The World Soccer Equivalent Of The Parramatta Eels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A damning scientific report has been released today, and it makes for bad reading for two
Pommy Bricklayer In A Shitty Mood Because He’s From A Stupid Country Thats Sucks At Soccer Bahaha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After ten years in Australia, English construction worker Billy Blackpool (33) says he is still surprised
Nation’s Lawns In Crisis As Summer Of Cricket Kicks Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Australian Lawn Council has issued a red alert this morning, as the nation
South Australia Declares Day Of Mourning After Germany Gets Knocked Out Of World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The state of South Australia has today declared a statewide day of mourning, after Germany was
Princess Mary Maintains Her Danish Royal Status By Cheering Like A Feral Tasmanian On The Inside
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been watching the news over the last 24 hours, the next
Les Murray Beams Down With Pride From The SBS World Cup Couch In The Sky
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s been a big day upstairs for the Godfather of Australian football. Les Murray, (born
Hometown Jocks Who Used To Ridicule ‘Wogball’ In School Now Banned From Cheering For The Socceroos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian footballing renaissance is currently underway, as the national side continues to exceed global expectations
Armchair Expert To Dip Into His U/10s Soccer Career To Scream Strategic Advice At Socceroos
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Like many Aussie blokes whose belt size sits in the 40s, Harry “Hogga” Armstrong
America Somehow Defeats A Middle Eastern Country Without Destabilising Their Democratic Process Through Illegal Military Operations
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States of America is celebrating a historic day today, after finally being able to
Report: Looks Like Both Of Them Are Coming Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from overseas, it can be confirmed today that football is in fact
“We Need A Better Team That Plays Differently” Say Foz And Boz As They Tee-Off On Socceroos
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The most handsome members of the SBS World Cup Commentary Team, Craig Foster and Mark Bosnich,