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PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local man who believes he has outsmarted the duopolistic supermarket system that is Coles and
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Matildas v France The Biggest TV Audience Since That Episode Of Neighbours Where Toadie Drove Dee Off The Cliff Immediately After Marrying Her
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the dust settles on a historic weekend for the nation, the true extent of the
Genius Diplomat Scott Morrison’s 2 Year Submarine Mind Games Finally Pay Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The history books are currently being altered this weekend, after a momentous 130ish minutes in Brisbane
Reformed Jock Ally Considers Wearing A Women’s Suffrage Ribbon To the Pub To Watch The Matildas
MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | Contact Ben Strudwick (29), current second row prop forward for the Ramsgate Football Club, has thrown up
Single Bloke Without A Mortgage Throws Up Bali As Possible Mad Monday Option Into Ressies Group Chat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke with too much disposable income has hit a group chat this evening
Aussie Soccer Fans Attempt To Emulate European Singing Culture By Belting Out The Avalanches Hit ‘Frontier Psychiatrist’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As ticket sales and TV ratings throughout the FIFA Women’s World Cup surpass even the
Dana White Says Preferred Venues To Host UFC 293 Came Down To Qudos Arena Or Mean Fiddler Car Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of waiting for Australian MMA fans, UFC President Dana White has today announced a
Diamonds Win Netball World Cup And Still Make Less Headlines Than When They Offended Dear Gina
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you’d forgotten the hysterical protection racket that surrounded Scott Morrison at the last
Denmark Happiness Index Plummets to 99.2% Following Round Of 16 Defeat To The Renters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Danes woke up in their socialist utopia to defeat following their team’s 2-0 loss to
Equally Paid US Women’s National Team Perform Equally As Shit As Their Men’s Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States’ National Football Team has today re-affirmed its commitment to gender equality – by making
Matildas Momentum Now At The Point Where Pop Reveals Your Nan Had A Boot On Her Back In The Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Matildas hysteria is at feverpitch, as Australia rallies behind our girls in the green and
Nan Throws Out Iconic Danish Biscuit Tin In Show Of Solidarity With Matildas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights grandmother of 11 has today shown her colours, and issued a huge statement
“Who Cares About The Women’s World Cup” Says Sydney Roosters Fan With Entire Bay Of SCG To Himself
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A husky and witty local gent has today indulged the internet in another one of his