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Bondi’s Beach Road Hotel Braces For Exhausting Thursday Night As Bryan Fletcher Concludes Dry July

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian NRL pundit Bryan Fletcher has never looked better, that’s according to his colleagues at

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Mum In Weird Mood After Watching USA And Japanese Men’s Gymnastics In Complete Silence For 3 Hours

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local mum, Mandy Beams has never once before mentioned that she was such an avid gymnastics

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Local Dad Tells Everyone To Shut Up So He Can Hear What Thorpie Reckons

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the awful time zone difference, it seems nothing could stop the Olympic Spirit from infecting

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Olympic Medal Tally Proves Australia Is The Greatest Sporting Nation In The World

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Just a couple of days into the 2024 Paris Olympics, Australia has been declared the greatest

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AFL Books Katy Perry For Grand Final Performance Because Meatloaf Is Dead

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Football League has done it again, it can be confirmed this morning. Following the

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Wanker Uncle Has Been Too Busy Keeping Up With ‘Le Tour’ To Notice Hype Of Origin Or The Euros

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local family has again been reminded that their 60 year old Bachelor French Quarter Uncle,

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NRL Scriptwriters Begin Production On 2025 Origin Blockbuster

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The final instalment of the 2024 State Of Origin Trilogy broke this year’s TV audience

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After A Moment Of Self-Reflection, Local Queenslander Says We’ve Got Them Right Where We Want Them For 2025

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland have lost a State of Origin series decider in Brisbane for just the third time

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Fuck This Is Some Sexy Footy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not one try and two sin bins at 30 minutes. This is sexy football, it has been confirmed.

The Nation

7 Hilarious Photos Of The Blues Choking In An Origin Decider

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s the greatest time of the year – if you are a rugby league fan, from

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Report: We All Know What’s Playing Through Those Headphones

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland executioner Dane Gagai will tonight play his 23rd match for the Maroons. The Maroons are

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Sooky Englishman Still Grieving That It’s Never Coming Home Because His Country Is Shit At Soccer

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local whingeing and sunburnt pom is today still having a cry over the fact that