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Report: We May Never Lose Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In case you haven’t been waking up in the early hours of the morning to
Sydney Swans Grow Nervous About Half Their Fanbase Being Lured Back To Rugby After Wallabies Glory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact With two Grand Final losses in three years – and a NSW fanbase demanding returns on their
Local Kiwi Shrugs And Admits Yeah Sure It’s Pretty Impressive That The Blackcaps Casually Whitewashed India In India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand has arguably achieved the most emphatic, historic and unbelievably impressive Test series win in
Saudis Firmly Deny The 2034 Stadium Will Be Built By AI Robots, Promising Traditional Slave Labour
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Leading Saudi officials have defended harsh accusations regarding the construction of their stadiums by Western observers.
Outer-Suburban Boxing Gym Membership Split Between Bikie-Affiliated Fighters And Middle Aged Mums
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s entire boxing scene is completely reliant on middle aged mothers, it can be confirmed.
LeBron And Bronny The First Father Son Combo Since 2022 Penrith Panthers And Parramatta Eels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The sporting world is marvelling at an incredible feat that took place in the NBA today.
Sua’ali’i Now Has The Opportunity To Do Funniest Thing Ever In First 7 Minutes Of Wallabies Debut
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT High profile rugby league convert, Joseph-Aukuso Suaalii has been picked for the Wallabies before playing one
Storm’s Accountant Dumps Hard Drive Into The Yarra Anyway
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A Mercedes Benz G-class is sitting idle outside Hamer Hall tonight, as it stands
Eric Bana To Play Ivan Cleary In Baz Luhrmann’s New Film Based On Penrith’s Historic 4-Peat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In exciting news for the Australian film industry, Baz Luhrmann has reportedly just finished
Rural Newspapers Now Claiming Every NRL Grand Final Player To Ever Fill Up A Tank Of Fuel In Town
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With two teams that boast nationwide grassroots recruiting programs playing in the NRL grand final today,
Underdog-Less NRL Final Comes Down To Whether Fans Wanna See Penrith Win A Four-Peat, Or Bottle It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A dynasty that was forged in front of cardboard cut-outs at the height of the pandemic,
Serious Discussions Underway About Potentially Renaming AFL To Better Represent The Modern Game
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The victorious and dominant Brisbane Lions have arrived at an inner-Brisbane pub for Mad Monday celebrations