Supermarket Security Guard Confirms He Doesn't Get Paid Enough To Secure Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A casually-employed security guard at the Betoota Heights Flemings has today clarified the exact terms of
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Modern Family’s Eric Stonestreet signs on to play Bill Pulver in Nine’s planned miniseries of Super Rugby debacle
18 April, 2017. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Nine Network is in talks with Australian Rugby Union [ARU]
Inside the ARU’s controversial plan to segregate change rooms between public and privately educated players
16 April, 2017. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Commentators feel Australian Rugby Union has been gripped by a feeling
Broncos Praised For Refusing To Acknowledge Good Friday’s Weird No Schooner Laws
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The religion of rugby league appears to have finally overtaken Christianity in the River City this
Privately-Educated-Upper-Middle-Class Man Unable To Identify Problem With Australian Rugby
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Commodore of the Betoota Sailing Club has revealed to friends this afternoon that he’s
Local Footballer Has Been Doing It All Day, According To Drunken Man In Crowd
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Despite being only 15 minutes into a local footy game, a drunken punter is letting the
Club Captain Comfortable Enough With Polynesian Teammates To Start Saying ‘Uce’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Caucasian footy player Toby Rowntree has decided to take a giant leap of faith this afternoon.
Local Ref’s Eyes Are Actually Painted On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local footy referee, Jock Smith (35) has somehow managed to adjudicate an entire reserve grade rugby
Baz Luhrmann Hired To Direct Gus Gould’s Pre-Origin Pep Talk To Hype Up Dead Rubber Match
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL have today announced that they have enlisted the help of Hollywood blockbuster director, Baz
First Grader Thinks It’s Cute You Asked, But No, He’s Not Helping Out In The Canteen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The buzz phrase down at the Eastern Suburbs Dolphins this year is simple – One Club, One
IRB Urge Australia To Cut Losses And Merge All Five Domestic Super Rugby Teams
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Another weekend and another lot of drubbings in Super Rugby for the Australian teams. The head
NRL Star Rushed To Hospital Following Reports That He Was Gutted After Trial Match
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Independent doctors hired by the National Rugby League have today urged all players to not bother
Distraught Bachelor Lays Awake Knowing Perfect Week In NRL Tipping Could’ve Been A Multi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Toowoomba local Daniel Black will lie awake for months, possibly years to come wondering if he