"Hey Mate, How Bout You Sort Your Own Shit Out," Says Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia has today issued a stern rebuttal to the President of The United
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Julian Assange Takes To Window To Ask If Anybody Wants To Play Indoor Cricket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has reportedly asked numerous Londoners strolling passed the Ecuadorian embassy in Knightsbridge
NSW Provides Pearce With Military-Grade Flak Jacket In Case Fans Need Someone To Blame
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mitchell Pearce’s selection for the 2019 State Of Origin series decider has been met with
Hungover Prop Thanks God For The Sweet, Sweet Uncontested Scrums
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local 4th-grade backrower, Watto, says he now believes in a divine force. After 5:00 am
Josh Papalii Urged To Not Report Himself For Any More Crimes Until After Origin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Canberra Raiders hitman Josh Papalii has been awarded his seventh Queensland jersey, after being named to
Amy Schumer Confirmed As Lead Star In All-Female Remake Of ‘Saving Private Ryan’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Amy Schumer has today confirmed that she will be joining Sarah Silverman, Rebel Wilson, Melissa Mcartney
Local Prop Who Forgot School Pick-Up Twice This Week Says New NRL High Shot Rules Are Bullshit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the effect of concussions and head injuries has been a topical area for contact sports
Cocaine Worried The NRL Is Starting To Hurt Its Image
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Purveyors and traffickers of the glamorous party drug cocaine say they are beginning to worry that
Walters Claims Every Single QLD Player Might Not Recover From Injury In Time For Origin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a pre-Origin tradition started by Wayne Bennett in the early 2000’s, QLD coach Kevin
Adelaide Man Considers Flying North For NRL Indigenous Round To Get In Some Extra Booing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Adelaide man, Christopher Freesettler (28) isn’t a fan of rugby league, but that doesn’t
Indoor Soccer Game Marred By Disgraceful Act Of Good Sportsmanship
PAUL MORELLO | VIC | CONTACT Organisers at Essendon Bat and Ball were stunned after last night’s Division 4 Indoor Soccer
Sharks Chairman To Sign With Toulon
Cronulla Sharks CEO Lyall Gorman has confirmed Chairman Damian Keogh stepped down from his role as chairman in what he
Bondi Foot Locker Completely Sold Out Of Adidas Footwear Ahead Of A-League Grand Final
FRANK LAZARIDIS | Wogball | CONTACT The multinational footwear giant, Foot Locker, has experienced an unprecedented level of demand for the classic