Melbourne Residents Look Forward To Public Holiday That Really Has Nothing To Do With Melbourne At All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne's residents are rubbing their hands in glee ahead of this weekend's
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NRL Investigating High Profile Player Who Allegedly Hasn’t Been Taking It One Game At A Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact For the NRL executives who thought the scandals were over for another year, this morning has
Captive Rugby Nation Set To Host World Cup In 6 Months Not Worth Investing In, Says SANZAAR
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT SANZAAR (South Africa, New Zealand, Australia and Argentina Rugby) – the body which operates Super Rugby and
NRL Shouts Players Free Piss And Topless Waitresses To Celebrate Two Weeks Without A Scandal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Consider our epidemic of off-field incidents resolved” shouted NRL CEO Todd Greenberg as he loosened
Egg Boy Pops Over To Watch The Sunday Arvo Footy With His Elderly Neighbour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s newest hero has continued being an all round good bloke this afternoon by
Wallabies Bring Back Baggy Cotton Jerseys In Desperate Effort To Recreate 1990s Winning Culture
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Rugby Australia (RA) has today announced a drastic new measure that it hopes will win the
Every Single NRL Player To Be Cleared Of All Criminal Charges Tonight At 7:50PM AESDT
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fans, players and club administrators say they’ve been more excited to see the end of
Anti-Vaxxer Movement Moves Quickly To Distance Itself From The NRL
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The controversial lobby group for ‘awakened’ and ‘transparent’ dissidents of the nation’s gestapo-like vaccination
Gus Gould Begs The Football Gods To Smile Favourably Upon His Panthers Tonight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Penrith Panthers and NRL icon Phil ‘Gus’ Gould has confirmed that he’s sent some requests
‘Ah It All Makes Sense’ Says Long Suffering Wallabies Fan After Match Fixing Allegations
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact One of the few remaining Wallabies fan’s in the country has explained to The Advocate
3rd Grade Veteran Basically Just Asking Physio To Mummify Him Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The leading economic drain on the Betoota Mutts has confirmed this week that he is now
AFL Offices In Melbourne Breaks The Official World Record For Largest Ever Rug
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Several officials from the Guinness World Records have arrived in Melbourne today to inspect what many
Penrith Panthers Release Official Statement Regarding Tyrone May: “For Fuck’s Sake”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Walkley-award-winning rugby league oracle Danny Weidler has today announced he’s actually starting to