Melbourne Residents Look Forward To Public Holiday That Really Has Nothing To Do With Melbourne At All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne's residents are rubbing their hands in glee ahead of this weekend's
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Wallabies Marketing Pigeon Rushes Into Work After Remembering The Team Might Get Named Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some breaking news out of Rugby Australia’s Headquarters, the eagle has landed! The eagle,
Dozens Injured In Bali After Receiving A Full Nelson
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Scores of nighttime revellers on the island of Bali have been injured this week after one
Japanese Rugby Side Transform Into Super Saiyan During Record-Breaking Victory Over Scotland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Land Of The Rising Sun is ecstatic today, after witnessing 23 of their fastest and
Leaked Copy Of ARU Marketing Pigeon CV Reveals Him As Mastermind Behind Lime-Infused Carlton Dry
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As rumours swirl around the possible sacking of the Australian Rugby Union Marketing Pigeon, a leaked
AFL Coach Pulls Wayward Young Talent Into Line By Threatening To Trade Him To The Gold Coast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A seasoned AFL coach has today shown off his managerial nouse today by putting the fear
Cronk Says GF Was 80 Minutes Of Divine Spiritual And Physical Synergy In One Perfect Whole
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Retiring Sydney Roosters player Cooper Cronk has opened up to The Advocate today about the experience
NRL Match Officials Comfortably Fit Under The Salary Sombrero
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In breaking news out of the harbourside city of Sydney, it seems as though the Roosters
Report: Wighton Has A Gun Step On Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news out of Sydney, it can be confirmed that Jack Wighton loves a linebreak of the back of a gun step.
NRL Promise To Get Ariana Grande Or Ed Sheeran For 2029 Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The National Rugby League has today promised to get a big name from this year for
SANZAR Admit That Axing Japan From Super Rugby Might Not Have Been Their Smartest Idea
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Multinational sporting body SANZAR have today shocked the Rugby World by admitting that they might have
Wallabies Relishing Underdog Status Ahead Of Crunch Match Against Uruguay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Wallabies captain Michael Hooper has told the media that his side is relishing the underdog tag
“I Reckon Roosters Are Favourites” Says Professional Gambler
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local handicapper, Ernie Coughlan (45), has today graciously filled in his close-knit circle of halfwit