Report: What An Absolute Joke Lol
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Conor McGregor has once again huffed and puffed and blown his house down. The aspiring Irish
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Margaret Court Criticises Tennis Australia For Excluding Her Like She’s Some Sort Of Queer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tennis icon Margaret Court has once again returned to the headlines this week, calling out Tennis
Latrell To Play Over 100 Games In 2020 As Nine Reports He’s Signed With 5 Different NRL Clubs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rising NRL superstar, Latrell Mitchell, will break all records in the history of organised sport next
Degenerate Punter’s Plans To Chase His Melbourne Cup Losses Ruined By Closure Of Dapto Dogs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local problem gambler named Dale Hampson has been forced to innovate and think outside the
Burwood Hotel Still Che-Hooing Two Days After Historic Mate Ma’a Tonga Victory Over Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The dulcet tones of Tongan hymns and general che-hooing are still serenading the streets Western
South Africa Wins 2019 FIFA World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a huge win for the nation of South Africa, the Springboks have somehow managed to
Raelene Castle Proposes A Return To The Hot Tub-Era Wallabies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fallout from Australia’s exit from the Rugby World Cup has continued, with Rugby Australia
Cooper Cronk Scares Roosters Teammates By Dressing Up As Integrity Unit Official For Halloween
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While the nation gears up for Halloween tonight, the winner of the best costume has already
Bloke Who Hasn’t Had A Girlfriend In A While Actually Up To Date With The Sheffield Shield
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A rapidly ageing finance worker in the Old City District named Brad Wilkin is in desperate
Roosters Somehow Manage To Counter Toronto’s $9M Offer For SBW And Remain Within Salary Cap
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking rugby league news, The Betoota Advocate can exclusively reveal the Sydney Roosters have
South Africa’s World Cup Success Made So Much Worse By Number 9’s Beautiful Hair
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT South Africa’s success in the Rugby World Cup is even tougher to stomach than it
Couple Of The Hawks Boys Treat LaMelo Ball To Some Of The Local Culture With Lunch At Chickos
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact LaMelo Ball has taken the time today to take in a little bit of local culture
Online Bookies Now Offering Bonus Bets Back If Your Horse Ends Up In An Abattoir Within A Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Online bookmakers have taken the opportunity today to put a positive spin on the recent allegations