Bloke Playing His Third Ever Round Of Golf With His Uncle Jerry's Clubs From The 70s Concludes Once Again That Golf Fucking Sucks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The sound of an ancient nine iron being tomahawked into a gidgee tree broke
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Julie Bishop asks Kim Jong-un to consider nuking Bali first before Darwin
28 April, 2017. 10:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Foreign Minister Julie Bishop has asked the Great Leader
PC GONE MAD: “If We’re Not Allowed To Kidnap Aboriginal Kids, What Can We Do?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation has lost yet another candidate for the next Queensland election, after former policeman Mark
Malcolm Roberts lashes out at spherical depiction of Earth; prefers wall maps
24 April, 2017. 15:34 WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern| Contact One Nation Senator and champion of empirical science Malcolm Roberts was
Pauline Says Turnbull Should Cancel More Than Just Four Hundred And Fifty-Seven Visas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that the Federal Government has today announced their plans to abolish the 457
Turnbull solves 457 visa problem by turning it off and on again
18 April, 2017. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced he is scrapping
Privately Educated North Shore Bible Basher Worried Politicians Are Out Of Touch With Aussies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former prime minister Tony Abbott has today issued a warning to the government, saying the Australians
Fourth Grader Skips Training Using Dead Grandparent Excuse For The Fifth Time
10 April, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Over the course of the past year, Betoota Dolphin’
Excited Palaszczuk Reveals Reef Nearly Dead Enough For Coal Ships To Crush Through
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An ecstatic Annastacia Palaszczuk has today revealed that continued coral bleaching on the Great Barrier Reef
Governor-General Turns Sickly Grey During Handshake With Offshore Dementor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Governor-General Peter Cosgrove has experienced the horrid feeling of his soul being consumed upon, after
Mark Latham puts finishing touches on DIY home television studio
4 April, 2017. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being dumped by Sky Television late last week
“Apart From When I Said Aboriginals Eat Their Own Babies, When’ve I Ever Been Racist?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact One Nation senators yesterday claimed that race-hate speech laws are protecting Muslim criminals, because everyday
Dastyari Gives His Cousin A Spray For Picking Him Up From Parliament In The WRX
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ahead of dinner with their Maamaan (grandmother), Senator Sam Dastyari has berated his younger cousin, Ashkan