Hard Work Pays Off, Dreams Come True, Bad Times Don't Last, But Bad Guys Do
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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Australia Gasps As Politician Does Something She Promised To Do Before Being Elected
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian voters are in a state of shock today, after Kerryn Phelps MP begins doing something
Morrison: “If We Have A Federal ICAC, What Will Become Of Our Coal Industry?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has urged his parliamentary colleagues and to a lesser extent, the
Senator Canavan Refuses To Explain Why He Always Looks Like He’s Had A Huge Night On The Piss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Resources Ministers has informed The Advocate that he would only like to talk about
‘Leave Politics To The Professionals’ Says Dopey Cunt Who Spent Career As An Italian Citizen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Resources Minister Matt Canavan has blasted thousands of students involved in nationwide protests today.
Greens Hipster All For #MeToo Movement Except When It Involves White-Ant Subordinate Females
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the resignation of a NSW Labor leader, and whispers surrounding a number of other left
Josh Frydenberg Takes Leaf Out Of PM’s Playbook And Asks Nation To Call Him ‘JoFry’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal something of the nation, Josh Frydenberg, opened a joint press conference this
Man That Insisted Banking Royal Commission Was Unnecessary Insists Federal ICAC Is Unnecessary
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today moved to assure the country that we aren’t in
ScoMo Forced To Buy New Bed For Victorian Liberals Who Shit In Theirs Over Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ScoMo, the Prime Minister of Australia, has taken time out of his busy afternoon
Liberal Party’s Base Found To Be Just These Four Old White People Bickering In Local Cafe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The previously unseen Liberal Party base has been discovered in a local cafe today.
“Landslide Loss In Victoria Nothing To Be Concerned About” Says Third PM In Four Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party’s woeful result in the Victorian election indicated that the Morrison government will
Dutton Furious After Canberra Waitress Accidentally Garnishes His Bald Head With Rosemary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Canberra 457-visa worker is at risk of being deported home today, after mistaking the
Turnbull’s Morning Ruined By Facebook ‘On This Day’ Update
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact According to unnamed sources, former Prime Minister and multi-millionaire Malcolm Turnbull, was enjoying his morning