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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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Adam Bandt Discreetly Gets His Pre-Cronulla Southern Cross Tatt Lasered Off
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some news that has both divided Greens followers and given Sky News journalist Paul Murray
Albanese Asks Staff Is This Energy Crisis Is Affecting The WiFi After Struggling To Open Browser Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has certainly had a jam packed week, having met on his promises
Report: Zed’s Dead, Baby. Zed’s Dead
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Electoral Commission has today confirmed that Zed is officially dead. In a Federal Political
Surprise Surprise: New Communist Government Asks The Peasants To Limit Their Power Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just weeks after storming to power, Australia’s new communist government is asking the
Humiliated Australian Media To Continue Pretending The Liberals Didn’t Just Lose Twenty Seats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire Australian media landscape, from the culture wars desperados at NewsCorp to the Stockholm Syndromed
Labor Reveals It’s Already Getting A Little Too Cocky By Bringing Up This Republic Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party has today revealed to the nation that they are really starting to
Hunter MP Dan Repacholi Named As The Albanese Government’s First Minister For Bucks Parties
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Albanese government’s front bench was officially sworn in by the Governor-General last night,
Albanese Emerges From BluesFest Bender To Learn That He’s Now The Prime Minister Of Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ABC’s election analyst Antony Green called the south Melbourne seat of Macnamara for Labor
Plibersek Apologises For Voldemort Comment: “I Should Have Said He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named”
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some strange news, Labour MP Tanya Plibersek has today apologised for calling Peter Dutton ‘Voldemort’
Marles: “When You Say It Out Loud, Parachuting Someone Into Fowler From Northern Beaches Was A Pretty Dumb Fuck Thing To Do Lmao”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles barely contained his laughter at a press conference this
Liberal Staffers Forced To Order Batch Of New Mirrors As Dutton Begins Working On His Smile
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s been little rest for the people behind Peter Dutton, with their work going into
Pocock Secures The Turnover
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Wallabies captain David Pocock has this week shown a blistering return to form. However, while