Woman Whose Apartment Has A Rooftop Forgot How Popular She Gets This Time Of Year
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Sydney woman that has rooftop access has once again been reminded just how popular
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Nats Quietly Shitting Themselves After Katter Shows Rural Australia It’s Okay To Publicly Berate Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The media protection racket of the National Party looks to have been punctured overnight, as mainstream
ASX 200 Set To Rise Today For Morbid Reasons Completely Detached From Reality
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Australian Securities Exchange has completely spun off the face of the Earth and out into
Politics Of Billionaire Entertainer Surprisingly Ambiguous Enough To Please All Sides
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US entertainer Taylor Swift has made a rare political statement today, telling her 230 million followers
Government Place Paul Keating Into Virtual Reality In The Hope That He Shuts Up And Fucks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Apple Vision Pro has been glued onto the head of former Prime Minister Paul Keating
Political Experts Reveal Artist Impression Of Tassie’s Future If Jacqui Lambie Wins State Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just a few weeks out from the Tasmanian Election, and the Australian Media is growing increasingly
Treasurer Jim Chalmers Labelled A Tight Arse After Organising A Pin Dick 35 Footer For Albo’s Bux
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rowdy bucks party group chat for the newly engaged Prime Minister has descended into a
Dutton Launches New Bazball Strategy To Defeat Albo After Celebrating Convincing Loss In Dunkley
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For those who haven’t been exposed by the charity work of the Costello and Murdoch
Liberals Fail To Win Dunkley By-Election But Confident After Achieving 3.6% Swing With Blatant Racism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT At the height of a cost-of-living crisis, in a news cycle marred by global uncertainty and
Betoota Advocate Lay Off 193 Staff From QLD Newsroom Following Scott Morrison’s Farewell To Parliament
THE BETOOTA VIEW | CONTACT Scott Morrison MP has delivered his valedictory speech in Parliament today, as the 30th Australian Prime
Liberals Tell Hormonal Female Voters To Stop Making A Big Deal About Them Picking Another Scomo-Lookalike Over 2 Women In Dunkley
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT The Liberal Party has had to release an official statement today urging female voters to
“No, I Can’t Get My Wedding Suit From There. That’s The Old Albo,” Says PM Walking Past Marrickville Metro Tarocash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has told himself no this afternoon and exercised a bit of old fashioned
Katter Says The Only Way To Break Up The Woolworths And Coles Duopoly Is To Increase Our Intake Of Greeks And Italians Because Your Average Australian Unfortunately Lacks Both The Immigrant Ambition And Merchant Instinct Required To Open A Corner Shop And
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Coles and Woolworths have been put on notice to “do the right thing” as Prime Minister