One Nation's Collapse Converges With NAIDOC And Origin Decider In A Massive Week For The Murris
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According the last two Roy Morgan voter surveys, the far-right minor party of One Nation
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‘Love It Or Leave’ Says Man Who Regularly Tells People He Hates What Australia’s Become
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local retiree from our town’s Betoota Grove has again taken to social media today
Employees Forced To Appreciate Boss’s Meme
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the ever coarsening of the daily grind, employees of Bush Catering were forced to appreciate
“Stop Buying Avocado Toast” Says Boomer With Personalised Number Plates
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The decomposing dead horse of jokes about avocados and homeownership continues to be beaten into the
“I’m A Big Kid At Heart” Says Grown Man Who Sleeps In A Single Bed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In breaking news, it has been revealed that local unit Nick ‘Kingo’ King refers to himself
Advertising Agency Makes Up For Not Paying Overtime By Installing Sparkling Water On Tap
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact One of Betoota’s top advertising agencies, TBJUQS/Smith, has successfully tricked its employees into thinking
Local Woman Makes Monumental Mistake Of Asking Gym Instructor What Kind Of Music He’s Into
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local HR representative Sophie Mackay’s winter body has met its biggest hurdle yet this afternoon.
Funeral Guest Immediately Regrets Asking Mourning Family Member How Things Have Been
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Belle Goliath, the girlfriend of Bill Smith, is today attending the funeral of the late Sandrine
Christian School Introduces ‘No Gender, No Play’ Rule
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Scott Morrison now locked in as Prime Minister until the Libspill pencilled in for 2021,
Vague Commitment To Go To The Gym This Week Justifies Mid Arvo Servo Snack
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Meandering through Betoota’s peak hour afternoon traffic, Thomas Pooley was left facing quite a conundrum
Local Woman Gets Jealous Of Friend’s Upcoming Wedding And Posts Throwback To Her Special Day
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Anita Cruz has shown her worst side today after attempting to steal the thunder of her
Meet The Young Parents Who Halved Their Family’s Sugar Intake By Learning How To Read
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In breaking news, The Advocate has found a family who’ve managed to halve their sugar
Ex-Smoker Experiences Wave Of Nostalgia Walking Past Ventilation Shutters Of Local Pokie Den
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Damien (Damo) Molloy took a deep and considered breath through his nose this morning as he