Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Anti Social Relationship With Alcohol Laughed Off With Drunk Alter Ego
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A local woman has completely rid herself of any responsibility for her actions last night after
Nation’s Dads Would Like To Hear The Weather Report
MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT A new study has been released and the results are conclusive — the entire nation’s
Anti-Vaxxer Parents Warp Life Expectancy Statistics By Counting Child’s Age In Dog Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Some residents of the Northern Rivers of NSW have today figured out how to game the
Sleep Deprived Man Eats Entire Bowl Of Sugar Without Even Realising It Wasnt His Normal Cereal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In a somewhat sad story breaking out of our town’s Heights district this morning, a
‘Love It Or Leave’ Says Man Who Regularly Tells People He Hates What Australia’s Become
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local retiree from our town’s Betoota Grove has again taken to social media today
Employees Forced To Appreciate Boss’s Meme
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the ever coarsening of the daily grind, employees of Bush Catering were forced to appreciate
“Stop Buying Avocado Toast” Says Boomer With Personalised Number Plates
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The decomposing dead horse of jokes about avocados and homeownership continues to be beaten into the
“I’m A Big Kid At Heart” Says Grown Man Who Sleeps In A Single Bed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In breaking news, it has been revealed that local unit Nick ‘Kingo’ King refers to himself
Advertising Agency Makes Up For Not Paying Overtime By Installing Sparkling Water On Tap
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact One of Betoota’s top advertising agencies, TBJUQS/Smith, has successfully tricked its employees into thinking
Local Woman Makes Monumental Mistake Of Asking Gym Instructor What Kind Of Music He’s Into
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local HR representative Sophie Mackay’s winter body has met its biggest hurdle yet this afternoon.
Funeral Guest Immediately Regrets Asking Mourning Family Member How Things Have Been
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Belle Goliath, the girlfriend of Bill Smith, is today attending the funeral of the late Sandrine
Christian School Introduces ‘No Gender, No Play’ Rule
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Scott Morrison now locked in as Prime Minister until the Libspill pencilled in for 2021,