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An out and out bigot has today been stopped in his tracks and forced to turn back, while deeply reflecting on his world view, after spotting a "racism not welcome" street sign that was installed by the council.
"I had a whole day planned out with the family, head into the city, do some shopping, maybe grab some lunch" said Garret Foyle (45).
"Until I saw the sign"
The 45-year-old, who hates people from many different walks of life, was at a loss for words when he spotted the sign.
"I mean, I know a lot of people aren't the biggest fans of my views, but I had no idea I wasn't welcome"
The father of two reportedly turned back around with his young family, hopped back in the car and headed back home to his racism welcome suburb.
"They've really got me by the balls here" said the flabbergasted racist.
Witnesses say Garret stood on the footpath for several minutes, silently reading the sign trying to think of a way through this barrier.
“I just don’t understand where I’m meant to go now” he later told reporters from the driver’s seat of his Raptor, engine still running.
Garret confirmed he briefly considered continuing into the city and just keeping a low profile, but ultimately decided the risk of entering a clearly designated racism-free zone was too great.
Council representatives have applauded themselves on the genius tactic to keep their streets socially cohesive.