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A racist man has been stopped in his tracks and forced to turn back while deeply reflecting on his world view after spotting a "racism not welcome" street sign that was installed by the council.
"I had a whole day planned out with the family, head into the city, do some shopping, maybe grab some lunch" said Garret Foyle (25).
"Until I saw the sign"
The 25 year old, who hates people from many different walks of life, was at a lost for words when he spotted the sign.
"I mean, I know a lot of people aren't the biggest fans of racist people like me, but I had no Idea I wasn't welcome"
The father of two reportedly turned back around with his young family, forced to hop back in the car and head back home.
"They've really got me by the balls here" said the flabbergasted racist.
Witnesses say Garret stood on the footpath for several minutes, silently reading the sign trying to think of a work around.
“I just don’t understand where I’m meant to go now” he later told reporters from the driver’s seat of his Ranger, engine still running.
Garret confirmed he briefly considered continuing into the city and just keeping a low profile, but ultimately decided the risk of entering a clearly designated racism-free zone was too great.
Council representatives have applauded themselves on the genius tactic to keep their streets socially cohesive.