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A local resident of Sydney’s largest and shittest city has this weekend made sure to alert every single possible people that he did a run.
The Summer Hill resident did so by wearing his City2Surf bib and medal around for nearly 24 hours after finishing yesterdays race.
Rolling back home (14 suburbs away) on public transport after a couple of pale ales post run, Hugo Smith (28) acted sheepish when asked when he was gonna take his medal off.
“Haha fuck mate, I just ran 14ks in a pretty good time, what’s wrong with me wearing it around,” said the bloke who finished 13,415th yesterday.
“That’s like top 20%.”
“So eat one okay.”
Unprompted he then began to tell our reporter about the time he ran the race in, clocking in at 65 minutes and 13 seconds.
“Yeah dude, pretty handy kilometre splits,” continued the man who reportedly brought the medal into work today.
“What an absolute buzz haha.”
“I’m so busted though.”
“I think I’m gonna sign up for a Marra now.”
Our reporter ended the interview at this point in time.
More to come.