Sydney Couple Prepare For Very Own Amazing Race: 13 Shit Rentals In 3 Hours On A Saturday Morning

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A pair of young worker bees are today mapping out their weekly dose of weekend fun.

Fred Timms and Erica Weller have cleared a good chunk of time on a Friday afternoon to run through all of the dog shit rentals they want to spend 5 minutes chasing their tail around in, before running back out the front door.

“Yep, we like to call it our very own Amazing Race,” laughed the young couple trying to keep a roof over their head in Australia’s most expensive city.

“But it’s a 3 hour weekly chunk where we frantically drive around the Inner-West of Sydney trying to see if there’s somewhere we actually want to live that is less than 200 dollars over our budget,” explained Erica.

“And we get to do quick on the spot interviews with a 24 year old in ill fitting business casual attire to try and suss out whether we can illegally over bid in our application to land something.”

“Tomorrow we’ve got 6 different suburbs and 13 places on the list,” laughed Fred.

“Where I’m sure we’ll run into a number of other amazing races at multiple properties who hate to see us coming, but also find some solace in the fact it isn’t just the trying to find somewhere to live in this fucking city.”

When pressed on plans for post the mad rush, the couple sighed.

“We’ll probs just kick back and relax for a little while I reckon,” said Fred.

“Usually we are so cooked afterwards.”

“And then we’ll duck out and grab a couple of 14 dollar schooners to try and forget why they fuck we live here.”

“Weekends don’t get much better.”