Sweltering Heat Causes Woman To Fantasise About A Hunky Man Cooling Her With A Fan

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A woman struggling with the sweltering heat has today seen one of her all-time favourite fantasies come to life in the most unexpected of ways, as hordes of shirtless men armed with fans descended upon Bondi Beach.

Having only just relocated to the city of the beautiful people, Eloise Majors, 28 was battling the afternoon heat during a visit to the beach when she suddenly found herself in desperate need of a fan.

Imagining a scene of shirtless Greek gods wielding hand fans as they delicately dangled grape bunches into her mouth, Eloise’s daydream became reality when she spotted roughly one hundred men on the beach, Shark fans in hand, ready to provide some much needed cooling.

Though this spectacle was arguably the most Bondi thing she’d ever seen, Eloise says she really can’t complain, as at least they’re out here providing a service instead of swinging off the bars of the outdoor gym.

“I thought the coffee enema rave I saw advertised on instagram was the most Bondi thing i’d ever seen, but I think this takes the cake”, explains Eloise, having just been fanned by ‘Gabriel’, who promised her if she ever finds herself visiting Brazil, she has a place to stay, “consider me refreshed.”

Though Eloise was sadly not handfed grapes, she says being fanned by blokes who looked like they were straight out of an Abercrombie and Fitch campaign more than made up for it.

“They should do this every weekend. Sponsored by the Waverley council.”

“I’d be more than happy for my taxpayer money to go towards that.”

More to come.

#ad