Substitute Music Teacher Wastes 5 Minutes Of Everyone’s Life By Setting Homework

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT

A fast and loose lesson of year 9 music came to an unceremonious end earlier today as substitute teacher, Mr Chadwick (26), wasted five minutes of everyone’s life by setting homework.

After 50 minutes of telling kids to put the guitars back and stop playing music on their phone, the green music sub called for silence and begun outlining the homework he wanted completed before the next class that he may or may not be teaching.

“Write this down, it’s important,” lied Chadwick.

“Please.”

Although Mr Chadwich is the teacher, many of the students state he is the one with a lot to learn if he’s going to continue teaching without having a nervous breakdown.

“You can tell he’s new,” stated one student.

“He’s actually trying to teach us things in music. Miss doesn’t teach us anything and she’s our regular teacher. He’s gonna feel so stupid when I’m on triple j.”