Softest Suburban Man You Know Has Some Really Strong Opinions About Masculinity

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One of the least athletic blokes you know has today chirped up about the state of the modern man.

Fresh off the back of seeing a footballer with some painted nails on social media, Ethan Dobbins (29) has fired up!

Speaking to our reporter on a Bunnings run to ask someone he doesn't value what light bulb he should get, Dobbins said he's worried for the future of the human race.

"Mate, just look at that," he said to our reporter, showing him the imagery of a professional athlete who plays a hyper masculine sport who isn't afraid to let his kids paint his nails for a bit of fun.

"It's just a real worry how soft a lot of modern day blokes are getting," said the man with some very strong opinions on masculinity.

Despite being the last bloke you'd want on your side in a physical altercation, or along side you in the trenches during an armed conflict, Dobbins says his strong opinions on masculinity are justified.

"Oh we've got another simp on our hands do we," he chortled to our reporter.

"Classic."

"Seems like the majority of blokes are afraid to actually be blokes now days," continued Dobbins, who can't really articulate what a bloke should be.

"Like I'm not gonna be sorry for calling that out man."

"I'm not gonna be sorry for being a wolf."

"Men are leaders, men are hunters, men are providers, men are protectors," finished the man who kind of does one of those things.