Social Mixed Touch Player And 4th Grade Cricketer Has One Of These For Some Reason

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

Local social mixed touch player and 4th grade cricketer Ben Carter has revealed he owns a muscle recovery massage gun, despite doing the bare minimum in both sports.

Speaking to our reporter after training (a session that ended when everyone got tired and decided to go to the pub) Ben said the $200 device is an ‘absolute game changer.’

“Fuck these are great for tight hammies,” explains Ben, as he stretched one calf for the first time in six months “I wish I’d gotten one ages ago.”

Ben's girlfriend Linda, however, confirms he probably spends more time using a massage gun than actually exercising, stating that she hears the telltale whirl of the machine on a daily basis.

“He’ll do sports twice a week on a good week, but usually just once”, laughs Linda, “but most of the time he’s praying for rain so he doesn't have to go.”

“From what I hear, it’s 45 minutes of sports followed by four hours at the pub.”

Linda adds that she's not sure what sort of muscle recovery he’s supposed to be ‘recovering from', given the most exercise he gets is 'running his mouth.'

“I think he just likes the vibrations."

More to come.