Smug Sydneysider Realises She Now Has To Compete With Rest Of Australia And NZ For Harry Styles Tickets

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT

A Sydney woman has come to a crushing realisation this morning, just moments experiencing unbridled joy.

The reason? UK superstar Harry Styles is touring just two cities in Australia - and hers is one of them.

As a born Sydneysider, Ava Willis is used to always having the option to attend any touring artist’s show.

In fact, it’s one of the reasons she’s feeling so smug right now.

This comes as international artists are known to visit Sydney and Melbourne, with Brisbane sometimes getting a visit, and every other city routinely ignored.

But as she let out a triumph fist pump at her desk this morning, Ava quickly realised that success was not quite in the bag yet - for not only will she now be competing for tickets against people in her own city, but the rest of Australia and New Zealand too.

“He’s only got two shows in Sydney. TWO!”, moans Ava, cradling her head in hands, “and I’ve got to compete with all those people.”

“This is the Taylor Swift Era’s tour all over again.”

More to come.