Sleeping Boomer And Gen Alpha Kid On An Ipad Reach Perfect Harmony In Post Lunch Lounge Sesh

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A synchronized state of zen has been achieved between Gen Alpha and a Baby Boomer as the pair of relatives retreat to the lounge to disassociate.

Lei Wu (72), a semi retired baby boomer, has finally reached the point of the day where he can sleep on the couch and not talk to anyone, which he has grabbed with both hands.

Zoe Wu (11), a child of Generation Alpha, has reportedly beat her grandpa to the bunch, settling into the couch with an Ipad and parents that are too drunk to care that she's not being social.

Witnesses say the pair reached flow state shortly after lunch.

Lei was last seen letting out a deep, satisfied sigh before slipping into a light snore, one arm draped protectively over the TV remote.

Zoe, meanwhile, entered a parallel trance state, eyes locked onto a looping cycle of Roblox gameplay, slime videos and American children unboxing toys. 

Sources confirm she has not yet blinked.

Family members have praised the unspoken agreement between the two generations, noting that neither party has made a single demand of the other.

Experts say the arrangement represents peak intergenerational diplomacy, with both sides achieving exactly what they wants, silence, comfort and non-communication ..

The lounge room remainewd quiet for multiple hours, apart from the soft sound of Youtube on the iPad and the occasional snore.