Sky News Uncle Still Fuming About A Lifelong Bunnies Fan, Board Member, And Leading Force Behind Their 2001 Reinstatement Celebrating A Major Club Milestone

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A local man who spends too much time consuming pseudo-news based content is today fuming, it can be confirmed.

Andrew Watson (63) says he can't believe 'Australia's NUMBER ONE WANKER' has ruined his weekend.

"Mate, fucking Albo," said Andrew, who apparently thinks the extremely centrist Prime Minister is the most 'dangerous man in the world.'

"Of course he had to get involved in that historic moment," said Andrew, who thought Scomo was a legend for being a Sharks fan despite growing up in the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney and following rugby union.

"Politics and sports just don't mix."

"Of course that WANKER had to try and make the moment about him," continued Andrew about the Prime Minister's decision to quietly walk on the field with the rest of stadium and then share a handshake and a chat with the history making Alex Johnston.

When asked whether Anthony Albanese's lifelong support of the Rabbitohs and his relentless advocacy to get them reinstated into the competition after being kicked out of the comp by greedy corporate raiders, Andrew laughed.

"Sure mate, go and look on the internet, there's photos of him with every single bloody footy jersey there is."

"He's a pretender."

"And guess what, he's just set the common law precedent that anyone can run on the field now and NO ONE can stop them."

"The Prime Minister literally set the precedent."

"So CHECK MATE lefties," said a fired up Andrew.

No more to come.