Single Woman Doesn’t Even Bother Describing Her 6’5 Date’s Personality

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT

A girl's post-date debrief was cut short last night after learning the date was 6’5.

What usually takes between one to two hours took single lady, Marie Fenwire (25), only five minutes to summarise the bloke she’d been hanging out with for the night.

“I remember him being fairly nice, his name was definitely Jack and I think he worked in…Honestly, I’m not sure what he was did for work but he was fucking tall as fuck” Marie told the Advocate.

Marie met software engineer Jake Hurlston at a local pub in Betoota’s French Quarter; unfortunately, the two were forced to drink at a standing table. However, this allowed Marie to be completely and utterly brainwashed by all 1.95 meters of Jake’s tallness.

It also meant for poor 5’3 Marie to not be able to hear a single thing Jake said about himself as he was basically speaking out to the ether above her head.

“A table with seats became free but I wanted to really take in the moment of the height difference, so we stayed standing.”

When Marie’s friend, Amber Dickinson called her after the date to ask how it went, Marie only had to reply with a simple measurement.

“I didn’t even need to go into further explanation, 6’5 says enough” Marie told our reporter.

“When you’re that tall, there’s no need for charm or banter.”

“You can be the blandest man in the world and walk up to a chick and you’ve already pulled, trust, it worked on me.”