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A Betoota family trying to enjoy a classic murder mystery film after a family barbeque have spent most of it being rudely interrupted every time a new character came on the screen.
University student and youngest sibling, Zach Freidman, who claims to have his “finger on the pulse” was unaware that not everyone in the room likes to know what Netflix series each actor made their start in.
“I’m really good at instantly knowing where an actor is from, even the real niche shit. I once spotted an actor who made their start in a KFC ad a few years back” Zach shared with our reporter.
“It’s kind of like a competition now, who can say where the actor is from the quickest.”
Unfortunately for Zach this competition only had one player last Friday.
Zach’s mother, Lisa who had hand picked the film herself was excited to get the family together to have a movie night.
“My friends recommended the movie, said it had something for everyone, not too much sex and swearing like all the movies have these days. I just wanted to relax.”
“Zach told us that one of the guys was from Groundhog Day, that was pretty interesting. But once he said that Daniel Craig was James Bond I thought okay shut up now” Lisa told The Advocate.
Zach’s sister, Amy was over it from the get go.
“I’ve seen him watch movies with his friends, it’s really sad. They’re like yelling at the TV shouting about how one of the actors is from Europhia. Like don’t want to be a bitch but I don’t give a fuck.”
Adam Freidman, Zach’s father, just wanted to watch the damn movie.
“It was once I started missing clues cause Zach was so loud, that was when it was starting to get to me. I was missing crucial plot points.”
Adam, who eventually fell asleep on the couch 15 minutes into the film, was unable to discover who the killer was.
“Yeah I have no idea who the actual murderer was in the end, I did however wake up to Zach saying he was Captain America so I guess I can look into that later.”