Serbian Mate Not Ready To Move On Just Yet

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local Betoota Flight Path District man has today told the Betoota Advocate to hold its horses.

36-year-old plumber Jordan Nikolic says he’s not ready for the news cycle to move on so quickly.

“Yeah sure mate, all this Trump stuff is great,” he began.

“But that fucking Tony Jones mate…”

“He’s not getting off the hook that easy.”

“Besides, you know where Tesla is from?”

“Not that chode from South Africa.”

“Mr Nikola Tesla to you mate.”

“Anyway, I digress, we are talking about that fucking Chompers mate.”

“The bloke should never step foot on a TV set again,” continued Nikolic, who is still pretty fired up about the Channel Nine presenter’s comments the other day.

The comments in question where a very poorly articulated attempt at BBQ uncle type banter, which have led to Djokovic boycotting interviews with the network and Serbian fans calling for blood.

“Just disgraceful.”

“Blokes like him have had in for Nole and us Serbs for a long time, and enough’s enough.”

“Novak’s finally put him in his place.”

“And he should squirm for quite some time if you ask me.”

More to come.