Senator Bragg Time Travels Back To 2017 To Save The Liberal Party From Being Destroyed By Sky News

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COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO WIN: As Liberal Party prepares to ditch their previous commitment to Net-Zero carbon emissions by 2050 and gender quotas, the once all-powerful right-wing Australian political institution is now on a path to complete and utter electoral irrelevance.

With a membership base made of 80-year-old suburban property millionaires whose brains have been fucked by their non-stop consumption of Sky News, the local branches are now incapable of putting forward any candidates - or policies - that are even remotely capable of winning elections.

This existential crisis is completely lost on the vast majority of the party, who have convinced themselves that they speak for a 'silent majority' of Australians who have completely forgotten the Black Summer bushfires and the sheer incompetency and brazen corruption of successive Liberal Governments.

There is only one member of the party who is aware of how bad things really are.

Senator Andrew Bragg, known to many as the last 'moderate' Liberal standing after a decade of leadership spills and economically reckless sugar-hits, has been left with no option but to explore the experimental scientific apparatus known as Time Displacement Equipment (TDE).

This machine is capable of sending living tissue or mimetic polyalloy through time by generating a time field.

This process has transported a naked Senator Bragg to an empty Mitre Ten car park on Oxford street on a cold winter's night, 8 years ago.

Disguised as a human, the Liberal Senator has time travelled from 2025 to 2017 to protect Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull from the sinister forces within the late 2010s conservative political class.

Meanwhile, he must find a way to destroy the negotiations taking place between Murdoch media executives and the regional free-to-air TV broadcasters, who in 2018 began syndicating the deranged far-right political punditry of Sky News into the living rooms of baby boomer retirees, in turn brainwashing the once relatively centrist Howard Battlers and turning them into brain-rot conspiracists.

As well as saving Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull from the snipers in his own backbench, Senator Bragg must also somehow convince Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce to wear a franger.

MORE TO COME.