Scrubs Up Alright Old Kyle

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The biggest story in Australian media is entering a new chapter this morning, as Kyle Sandilands heads to court.

The man at centre of a 200 million Australian zloty row, has fronted up to the liar's den (court) as his matter against his former employer ARN kicks off.

With the eyes of the media class firmly fixed upon the titanic despite between one of the biggest media figures the country has ever seen and a giant media network, it can be confirmed that old Kyle doesn't scrub up too bad at all.

"Scrubs up alright doesn't he," said local empty nesting Betoota Heights mum Trish Brillante.

"Not to scruffy at all"

While many will of course make comments on this article in relation to the polishing of a piece of human sewerage, the imagery coming out of Sydney does tend to indicate the big fella has spruced himself up half decent.

It will now be seen over the course of a long and protracted legal battle, whether it was all worth it for the radio host - with a court to decide whether ARN had the right to rip up his contract.

More to come.