Regional High School Teacher Brings Class Into Line By Absolutely Humiliating The Big Dog

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local Year 10 history teacher has today pulled out a tried and tested method of behaviour management.

Mr Quandooley did so a short time ago after being dealt a rather ratty Period 5 class on a Tuesday afternoon.

With the Betoota Heights High class starting to spiral with sporadic bouts of talking and smart arse comments, Mr Quandooley decided it was time to pull rank.

“Now you could compare what was happening to Japan at the back end of World War II to what happened to Jayden on the weekend,” began Mr Quandooley, noticing a hush begin to spread throughout the room after name checking the big dog in the class room.

“They got absolutely steam rolled, just like the Jayden did by that prop from Bedourie,” he said to a few bursts of giggles from other members of the class in regards to the Tikytoks going viral around the school of Jayden being flattened by an opposition player un u16s.

With a hush now completely descending across the classroom, the seasoned student wrangler decided to ram the message home and remind everyone who rules the roost.

“No wonder Lulu dumped you,” he smirked, to audible gasps around the room.

With Jayden muttering a few things under his breath which he refused to make more audible, he then informed sir to fuck off and keep moving on with the stuff he’s gotta teach.

Speaking to The Advocate about the clever play, Mr Quandooley explained the rationale.

“Mate, we are a regional public school, you just gotta wrangle these kids sometimes,” he said.

“You gotta make em respect you, and if they do life is much easier.”

“And a big dog like Jayden needs to know three’s a big dog on the porch.”

More to come.