Rugby League Gods Just Having A Laugh Until Origin

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The mystery figures known as the Rugby League gods have today confirmed that they are really enjoying the year 2026.

Speaking through their disciple Phil 'Gus' Gould to The Advocate this morning, the Gods explained that they thought they'd mix things up a bit this year.

"Yeah look, there's a lot of shit going on in the world, and we thought this might be the year to fuck around and let everyone just have a bit of fun," said Gould, with his eyes rolling back in his head.

"Obvs we didn't go as far as the years when we decided to make St George the May Premiers, but we figure some downtrodden fan bases could do with a bit of a boost."

The comments come as the Tigers and Knights occupy the 2nd and 3rd on the NRL ladder, with last year's Minor Premier's down in second last, and the perennial high achievers the Melbourne Storm sitting outside the 8.

"Yeah, we thought we'd muck around with it a bit," continued a possessed Phil Gould.

"No one needs to see Roosters, Storm, Panthers and Broncos in the top 4 right now."

"The Panthers are playing up a bit, but given how many changes they've had to their team, we'll Low it."

"So for anyone worried about what's going on, don't stress, just enjoy the ride."

More to come.