Rudd Begins 1st Phase Of ‘Kevin27’ By Gaslighting JD Vance Into Thinking He’s Being Sidelined By Trump

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Australian Ambassador to the US, Kevin Rudd, has officially begun the first stages of his secret vendetta to make President Trump regret the day he ran his mouth about the boy from Eumundi.

Known as ‘Kevin27’ – Rudd’s covert plot to topple Donald Trump before the next US election is not one that is born from political ideology.

It has nothing to do with foreign policy, or even cultural factors. The fact that hundreds of millions of people around the world share the same dream of seeing President Trump toppled has nothing to do with the Kevin27 plot. The former Australian Prime Minister is purely motivated by personal revenge

This will not be the first time that Kevin Rudd has brought down a world leader out of spite. It’s also not going to be the first time he has destroyed a Federal government out of spite. In fact, he’s done it to three different Federal governments before – including his own.

But like a true Queensland Labor factional warlord. This is something that will start slow.

Like he did in Opposition to the Howard Government, Kevin has identified the weaknesses of the Trump Administration. He’s also identified the right allies – who he will reach out to in time.

Today, less than 24 hours after an entire room of diplomats and journalists laughed at his face, Kevin Rudd has conveniently bumped into Vice President JD Vance in the hallways of the White House.

“JD. Good to see you again!” said the spritely and warm Kevin Rudd.

Vice President Vance was ever professional and quick to apologise to the Australian Ambassador for yesterday’s drama on behalf of Trump

“Oh don’t worry about it. I’ve copped worse than that in Queensland politics haha”

“Part of the job, isn’t it?”

JD Vance chuckled and agreed.

“You know, JD. I’ve followed your political career closely” said Rudd.

“I grew up in a similar part of the world to you. The Appalachia and the Sunshine Coast hinterland are parallel universes”

JD Vance begins to relax with this personable exchange.

“You’re a flower in the concrete, JD” said Kevin, with his hand now on the Vice Presidents shoulder.

“You get it. You understand the plight of the working man. You are invaluable to this adminstration”

A tear wells in JD Vance’s eye, as Kevin Rudd plants the seed of discontent.

“Just between you and me. I think you’re being taken for granted by the people around you.”

JD Vance stirs, before exhaling. He nods at Kevin Rudd as if to say thank you.

“I better get going, Kevin. Let’s get a beer soon?”