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Yeah, that’s it.

Wrap it up.

That will just about do it for the week a brand new report has revealed.

This comes as the boys start getting into it for the Day-Night Test down in Adelaide, and the hot weather persists across much of the nation.

“Yeah, I’m done,” confirmed one local man already down at the pub on this Friday afternoon.

“I wouldn’t be productive in the office anyway,” he said ordering an ice-cold glass sandwich.

“It’s the silly season now anyway,” said the man whose boss is already at the pub too.