RETRACTION: Crowded House Are Not "Boomer Wiggles" As Reported By The Betoota Advocate In 2024

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Board and Editorial Executive of The Betoota Advocate formally retract statements published in a 2024

Local News

Local Gweilo Gets Into Spirit Of Chinese New Year By Saying ‘Ni Hao!’ To Cantonese Yum Cha Waiter

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota's most worldly fleet logistics managers has today decided to join in

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Opportunistic Outer Metro Furniture Salesman Considers Joining One Nation, Getting Elected To Parliament, Immediately Leaving The Party And Sitting As An Independent, As Is Tradition

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights furniture salesman is genuinely considering joining One Nation this week for quite selfish

Sports

Report: Wighton Has A Gun Step On Him

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news out of Sydney, it can be confirmed that Jack Wighton loves a linebreak of the back of a gun step.

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT

In some breaking news out of Sydney, it can be confirmed that Jack Wighton loves a linebreak of the back of a gun step.