Report: The Gays And The Girls Are Going Off Today

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

It’s a massive day for the gays and the girls as queen of heartbreak Taylor Swift has officially announced her engagement to the undisputed king of himbos, Travis Kelce, in a stunning Instagram carousel.

The surprise news drops just two weeks after Swift casually broke the internet with the announcement of her 12th studio album, The Life of a Show Girl.

The joint Instagram post, which was uploaded early this morning (local time), reads,“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married.”

The photos show Swift and Kelce embracing in a romantic rose garden and a close shot of the engagement ring, which shows a stunning brilliant cut diamond with a yellow gold band.

Within hours, the post racked up over 21 million likes, with social media feeds dominated by the news.

Major fan accounts have already begun constructing conspiracy threads about whether the engagement announcement ties into the themes of the upcoming album, or if there are any hidden easter eggs in the photos.

Meanwhile, workplaces across the globe are bracing for impact, with straight blokes employed in female dominated offices being strongly urged to work from home today, unless they want to spend the entire day listening to their coworkers dissect every angle of Kelce’s proposal and debating whether Taylor will walk down the aisle to one of her own songs.

More to come.